Monday, November 20, 2006
yo every1~! how are your holidays? having fun? hope so. was kinda bored, so i surfed the net and found some "interesting" facts. i must first declare that whatever i said, type or mentioned in this post is fictitious, and just jokes. i am NOT, i repeat, i am NOT offending anyone or any country. thank you for your understanding.
Definition Of Singapore---> Singapore, otherwise known as The Democratic Socialist Single Party Notthatthatsabadthing Republic of Singapore - We Can Be A Totally Sweet and Awesome Country Just Like Everybody Else, Just You Wait And See-Republic of Lee Kingdom is the only shopping mall with a seat in the United Nation. Singapore is perhaps most well known for being the Asian country that everybody forgets about, being small as a booger. In recent years, Singapore has sought to improve its snot so good reputation in the world community; its first break came when national icon and local athlete Ai Pi Fa won an international competition for peeing into a soup can from almost ten metres away.
What the 1st human said when he saw the merlion before Singapore was found--> "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS LIKE A FUCKING LION ON THE HEAD OF A FUCKING FISH OH JESUS I'VE GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
The real meaning of Shit---> Shit is a delicious French delicacy known to have an unusually strong aroma. Shit, from the Egyptian "shishiti," is highly prized for its unique texture and flavor, and, as such, is most commonly served with Dom Perignon. For those who have never tried this type of cuisine before, shit can be a pleasant surprise. Listening to Zombies Without Hats -- or indeed doing anything hatless -- before dining on shit has been known to make it easier to swallow.
-Copyrighted From, Uncyclopedia[Singapore, Shit]
Well, that's all for today. Will post somemore when i have the time. Enjoy your holidays and learn what you can learn (= Till then, See ya.
-Someone you should know, i think
